Friday, September 30, 2005

Get Your Salmon While You Can

Jules: Warning: get your pacific salmon now. Global warming is disrupting the salmon cycles in Alaska and that is resulting in parasites in the Yukon River.

Me: So what your saying is: stock pile while you can! Horde horde horde. Do not share with those less fortunate to catch their own salmon, they will perish - leaving you with yet more fish!

Jules: Well Woody took elementary hunting skills in school, and since he's (presumably) from Alaska, I shouldn't have any supply issues. Besides I work at Wegmans. You on the other hand are subject to the laws of survival of the fittest.

Me: Hmm. Sounds like I need the help of Dog Translucent.

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