My Shitlist (to date)

People I wish would fall of the face of the earth:

-that old hag that I had a stand-off with at the gas station.

-that dick that cut me off TWICE in his stupid ass truck

-the idiot that asked if i was at the courthouse for the naturalization ceremony

-the other idiot that figured i'd be good at volleyball

-another idiot that asked if i ever wanted to go back to my country AFTER finding out that i was born in america

-various dumbasses that have called me a liar to my face

-and Jude Law

-heck, why not Omarosa too