Sophalopalus is good for your brain

One time my mom told me about a party she went to and they served slices of ham and cheese rolled together, cigar-style. She explained this...

If you still shop at Wal-Mart for whatever reason (it's convenient, they have everything I need, it's affordable), there may be a re...

Something very strange happened to my blog about Wal-Mart. It mysteriously disappeared. I will try to re-create the blog and re-publish. ...

I'm totally stressed out lately. I have a major work dilemma. Never in my life have I ever had to quit a job because I had options. U...

If you ask me, this list is way lame. But here goes... The Rules: For this one, you need to go to musicoutfitters.com and type the year you...

Just a few minutes ago, Joe and I were driving on Tyler Run Road when we saw flashing lights. Police Activity. But it's not what you t...

As in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Duh. I was totally into TNG in my high school years. Every single episode was awesome in an after-sc...

You might remember the totally heinous album by Stone Temple Pilots called Purple . What you might not know about the cover art is that it w...

When I was in 6th or 7th grade, I really related to this movie. It's about a girl from Southeast Asia who comes to America and becomes ...

While in Italy, a trio of Italian strangers asked if they could have a photo with me in front of the Spanish Steps. They obviously thought ...

While beer may be regarded in the USA as a drug just a few notches down the intoxicant ladder from heroin, it is more or less considered a s...

This was a good movie Joe and I rented thru Netflix and we were pleasantly surprised. It's about a midget named Finn who inherits an ab...

Harrisburg is the capit O l of Pennsylvania. Not the capit A l. That misspelling is all over Harrisburg (yes, even highway signs) and it dr...

A is for Age: 27. I don't know how that happened. B is for Booze of choice: Bailey's on ice. But I drink cap'n'coke more o...

It's about a nursing home that's haunted by a mummy who's looking for souls to suck through the butt. Who's gonna bust the ...

This year, I promise to do the following... 1. I'm going to start posting pictures. For real. I know, I've actually posted blogs ref...

Drunk guy: Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead. Drunk girl: What's that mean? Drun...

1. My spankin' new computer. I'm so f-ing hi tech now. 2. Vacation time. I took off work between Christmas and New Years and I...

A judge has ruled it unconstitutional to teach intelligent design as an alternative to evolution in a public school science classroom. Than...

Whenever the weather gets bad in the winter, people have the compulsion to go to the grocery store. The joke is that they go to stock up on...