Sophalopalus is good for your brain

Really nowadays, I judge the success of a day with my parents by whether or not I come out alive on the other end. I had to spend the whole...

Take a good look at these musical reality TV contest winners and tell me who you think would come out of an epic battle in one piece.

Hands down, I think Chris is way funnier than Dave. I was fortunate to watch both men's stand up comedy DVD's back to back and Chri...

Between you and me, we've agreed that in the song "Every Day is Exactly the Same", Trent Reznor is saying: I used to have a po...

I dye my hair black so I look more Asian. Sometimes I get the red or "orange" (and you know what I mean) highlights so I look lik...

I know this is way past it's prime, but I just wanted to mention how bummed I was when I heard Rivers Cuomo got married. I had it in my...

( ring ring ) Andy: Hey Me: Hey what's up? Andy: I beeped at some chick on the street with a hot ass and realized it was you. Me: ...

I've come to the conclusion that I much prefer the comedic version of Tom Hanks over the dramatic version. I always liked him in Splash...

In anticipation of X-Men 3, I like asking the question on everyone's mind. If you had a superpower, what would it be and why? I'm t...

Like fashion? Better yet, like fashion faux pas? Well have I got a site for you,honey. Go Fug Yourself

Years ago, I went on a family trip to France and the clever tour guide did one over on us. While explaining a very French thing to do in Pa...

Last week, Joe and I went to see the Supersuckers. And for some reason he thought 2 beer koozies for $5 was an incredible idea. Nevermind ...

My mom's had some work done. Therefore I will get some work done. Nothing major. She just had a chemical peel, teeth bonded, eyebrows ...

I'm obsessed with this tag line. I pass by this print ad at Dunkin' Donuts every morning and I love it. LOVE IT!!!

After spending 2 days in NYC under the wing of Dan the Man, I feel like the big intimidating city of New York isn't as big after all. I...

Rainy weekends are disappointing for me. After staying in an office all week, I look forward to spending the weekends enjoying the sunshine...

This is scary!!! Where is Wallace and Gromit when you need them?

Yahoo gives you a chance to create an avatar. It's pretty cool. Think it looks like me?

I noticed those little orange and white striped signs on the side of 83 today. I suppose that means construction will soon start and PennDO...

The existence of "get rich quick" schemes The reunion of Smashing Pumpkins Me winning Powerball Me getting a tax refund this year